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Pilot Error by Kweh-chan Pilot Error by Kweh-chan
Just a quick sketch of a slightly naughty inside joke I had with a friend, the other night.

For those who don't know about Neimoidians and the Trade Federation, Tey How is a pilot in charge of the Saak'ak (the ship seen at the beginning of Episode I). She wears cybernetic goggles which are actually wired directly into her brain, so she can control a multitude of function onboard simply with a thought. Soooo...we were joking about what would happen if she were..."distracted" let's say ;)

(I'm sure there are safeguards in place to actually prevent something like this from happening, btw)
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The-Conquerors Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Okay.... you win an internet and the Star Wars fandom for making this ...I couldn't find an internet so enjoy this Mudkip and Walrus as a consolation prize Apparently... so i herd u liek mudkip emotes Mudkip Emoticon :woowalrus: :woowalrus: :paranoidwalrus: Emote :kingwalri: ~ C
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Princess-Anakin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student General Artist
Will this end up happening in our role play? lol 
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHA!! If you want; might be funny XD
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ChibiTea Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013   General Artist
haha brilliant :iconlsmileplz:
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you :D
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ChibiTea Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013   General Artist
your welcome!<3 . your neimoidian art is always soo amusing :iconcadbanerapefaceplz:it almost makes me wanna try draw them my self . Gotta love those  nei neis <3
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, thank you!
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Azleah44 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YAY!
SOMEBODY else who knows how to swear in Galactic Standard!
You are kriffing awesome.......................
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, thank you! "Kriffing" has worked its way into my everyday language...leaving many around me confused XD
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killb94 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
I'm thinking about doing a spoof about Tey How moments before getting whiped out when the ship is destroyed by Anakin.
I want to like show her looking at the upcoming flames of the explosion while a narrator makes an overly dramatic and serious monolougue about her entire life up ultil that moment as images about it are shown.

Some overly sappy crap like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=al91hf…
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, poor Tey. 

(although I have to say, I refuse to believe it was her who died at the end; I believe it was actually Sil Unch)
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killb94 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
In the Star Wars Wikia they say that she died in the explosion.

But it's humorous, the narrators says stuff like:
"Something broke through Tey's instant yet short horror as she saw that incandescent mass wiping out everything and coming right towards her within seconds. [Shows how she got the mask as a kid] Frikerings, fragments of her short life... The random events that delivered her to this [Qui-Gon telling Anakin to stay in the cockpit of that Naboo fighter] ...To this moment of annihilation. Right before getting an instant space burial, Tey looked it her overly warm doom asking one, simple question:

Tey How: ...WHAT THE FUCK? [Blows up as Anakin, now a zombie-pilot, laughs maniacally like in the WTF BOOM meme]

...I think this would work better as an animated gag than a comic...
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh I know. But think about it...there are two named pilots (Tey How and Sil Unch) and two ships (the Saak'ak and the Vuutun Palaa). The Saak'ak is the one you see in the beginning of the film, and the Vuutun Palaa is the one that is blown up at the end of the film (and is seen throughout the majority of the film - when the invasion began, power was transferred over from the Saak'ak to the Vuutun Palaa). Tey How is very definitely the Neimoidian at the beginning - her voice sounds feminine, but if you listen to the Neimoidian at the end of the film, it has a noticeable deeper and more masculine voice. They even pronounce words differently. Coincidentally, they share a line: "yes sir!" Tey pronounces it with a much softer, almost American, r, where as Sil has a harder more European r ("yes sirr" vs "yes sah!"). Why would a Neimoidian suddenly start pronouncing a word differently a few days later? Not only that but think about it...how much sense would it make to transfer a pilot from one ship to another, if the other ship already has a pilot? I believe that Tey remained on the Saak'ak and survived, while Sil was on the Vuutun Palaa when it exploded. Remember...the people say that Tey died are the same people who think that the Neimoidian in Episode II is Rune Haako...
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lordhadrian Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
XD
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Batsy-Fey Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013   General Artist
:rofl: Oh dear... Having her goggles wired into her brain probably wasn't one of the Trade Federation's more thought-out decisions, or whoever's idea it was to have her that way.

I wonder who she's with in there? Or is she going solo, if you know what I mean? ;)
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! Well...I guess in the long run of things it might have been a less well-planned idea. I do believe, however, that newer goggles were made that were improved over the old ones, and possibly could even be taken off (look at Mar Tuuk in TCW...he pilots the same kind of ship as Tey, but has very different goggles).

ME! I'm in there with her!...or she could be having some "me time" while I rest (read: hang onto the ceiling) ;)
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Batsy-Fey Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013   General Artist
No kidding, I did not know you swung that way. =P Anyway, good for you! :D
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, thank you! I'm actually asexual...panmoidic asexual (I love any and all Neimoidians of any (legal) age, size, gender, sex, etc), and Tey certainly falls into that category. I kriffing adore  her <3

So yes...I definitely swing that way when there's a lovely Neimoidian (or Duros) lady involved XD. And hopefully without going into TMI-land, in a situation like that, I would happily "be there" entirely for Tey, I don't even care about myself. 
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Batsy-Fey Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013   General Artist
Not TMI at all. You should hear some of MY more "disturbing" confessions! :lol:

Panmoidic asexual? I don't get it. Don't you mean "bisexual"? :confused:
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, good to know! Well, I'm happy to hear some of them XD

"Panmoidic" is just a word I made up, combining "panromantic" (loving someone for who they are, regardless of sex or gender; it differs from biromance/bisexuality in that bi love both sexes or genders, whereas pan loves the person, again, regardless of sex or gender) and "Neimoidian". Asexual is my sexual orientation, or I should say, lack thereof. I don't experience sexual attraction to either sex or gender, or a sexual drive. 

In "normal" life, I would call myself heteroromantic-borderline-panromatic asexual.
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Batsy-Fey Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013   General Artist
..But how can you be wanting to get it on with Tey How if you have no sexual interest period? :confused: 'Cause, let's be honest: a good portion of your artwork would suggest otherwise. ;P

Sorry for sounding so nosy as well as dense. This is just a concept I've never heard of before. Maybe you mean you have no sexual or romantic feelings when it comes to real people, as opposed to certain fictional characters? 'Cause that I could grasp, as it's what I've got going on. ^^; 
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the thing...that's WHY I can make these jokes: it doesn't mean anything! Just because I find sensual beauty in the Neimoidian form doesn't mean I want to have sex with it. And just because I would love to see someone satisfied doesn't mean I also want it.

Trust me, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about...I've known I was this way since I was about 12, and believe me, you're not the first person to have this kind of reaction to it, nor will you probably be the last. I just don't experience sexual attraction, period. BUT, I do find non-sexual and artistic beauty in both Neimoidians and nudity, and like anyone, I enjoy a naughty joke ;). Doesn't do anything for me, though. There's a site called AVEN that can probably explain things a lot better than I can; give this FAQ a quick browse, it'll tell you everything you need to know www.asexuality.org/home/overvi…
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Bennitus Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
LOL! This is fantastic!
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, thank you!
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kennycheer Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL DYING OH MY LORD
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! Glad you enjoyed XD
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IVG-105 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
They might want to call the engine room and have them do a manual stop on it before everyone loses their lunch in so many ways XD
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, yeah! Maybe she was so caught into the moment, she forgot to switch off XD
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IVG-105 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Oh boy xD I hope she isn't being messed up by the ship moving all over the place. What a crazy situation
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! I think she's managing. Might even add to the excitement ;)
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DarthKaiser Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
This is genius!
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, thank you! 

(your request is coming soon, btw...thanks so much for your patience so far)
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PieGeo190 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Haha this is great :D I love it :D
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! :D
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PieGeo190 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Your welcome :)
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unownace Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
They let Jar Jar at the controls.
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Onikage108 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
lol
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Ultrabountyhunter Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
So...who's she with?
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ME!
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unownace Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Jar Jar!
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StariiMoka Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! So cute and funny!
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Kweh-chan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you!
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